“If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.”—Remember when Rush Limbaugh said this to Georgetown student Sandra Fluke last week, after she…
Wtf?!!!!!
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Grand Duchess Maria Nikolaevna Romanova. By far the most beautiful of the Romanov sisters.
[Yes yes, we know they’re too young, we know she was only 19, doesn’t change the fact that she was a beautiful young lady and part of a gorgeous family.]
They were so pretty :(](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmegcDXOM1qeu6ilo1_1280.jpg)
Grand Duchess Maria Nikolaevna Romanova. By far the most beautiful of the Romanov sisters.
[Yes yes, we know they’re too young, we know she was only 19, doesn’t change the fact that she was a beautiful young lady and part of a gorgeous family.]
They were so pretty :(
LOVE IT!
Tisquantum (1580s-1622), Patuxet Native American. As a young man Tisquantum, more often known as Squanto, was captured and brought to Spain to be sold into slavery by one of John Smith(of Pocahontas fame)’s lieutenants. He was freed by several friars and eventually made his way back to New England, learning English and establishing a bromance with shipbuilder John Slaney along the way. Unfortunately, Squanto found that his tribe had been decimated by a plague brought over by the plaguey Europeans, so he chilled with the Pilgrims and helped them suck less at living. Since they managed not to starve, the Pilgrims held a harvest feast that is commonly regarded as a precursor the holiday that celebrates gluttony and puts us into annual tryptophan-induced comas.
Happy Thanksgiving history crushers!
Lewis Powell aka Lewis Payne (1844-1865) who attempted to kill U.S. Secretary of State William H. Seward, and was one of the four people hanged for the Abraham Lincoln assassination conspiracy. Oh, and also he was MIGHTY fine. :)
As much of a Lincoln admirer that I am, I can’t help to admit that this man is hot. It also might have a lot to do with the fact that I think Norman Reedus (who played this character in the movie ‘The Conspirator’) is absolutely gorgeous.
hahaha the BEST! I remember watching this when it happened and I peed my pants from laughing so hard.
(via newsweek)
So this is happening right now. I think I have insomnia. My neighbors are going to hate me….
This is my favorite thing in the entire world! My good friend, Sam Mechling, made this picture and it cracks me up every time I see it. It’s hysterical! And if you don’t know what Malort is….educate yourself kids:
“Shmandrew”
11x14 in.
Original drawing-colored pencils.
Lewis Powell aka Lewis Payne (1844-1865) who attempted to kill U.S. Secretary of State William H. Seward, and was one of the four people hanged for...
